7 posts tagged “week 6”
Joke of the Week
Being a Woman
Why is it so cool to be a woman?
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.
We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.
We got off the Titanic first.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes.
We have total control over our eyebrows.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
We can cry to get out of speeding fines.
The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood.
Taxis stop for us.
We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look incredibly cool if we do.
We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Movie Mistake of the Week
Spider-Man Movie Mistake
Fact of the Week
Edgar Allan Poe And Alcohol
Edgar
Allan Poe, American poet, was seventeen years old when accepted into
Virginia University. First year he managed to gamble all his
scholarship money. It was also reported that Edgar owed around $2500 to
local gamblers. Gambling addiction led to alcoholism, which is still
debated by many Poe's followers. However, it was reported by school
systems that Edgar showed up in class drunk even during the
examinations. The interesting fact is that Edgar Allan Poe finished
with highest grades in his class and became best student of his
generation.
Song of the Week
Pictures of the Week
People Who Look Like Their Pets
Video of the Week
The Apple "i"
Site of the Week
XSKETCH - Fun Multiplayer Game
A multiplayer social word sketch online game similar to Pictionary. Draw pictures related to your word and have other online players guess the word.
